Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows or a hot tub, and their carpets are cl.........DeeNra

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Elephants live longer in wild than zoos.........boda

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A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a Rupee 500 note. In the room of 200, he asked, "Who would like this Rupee 500 note?" .........DeeNra

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Amy's label desperate to make hit album.........tina

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Rock On bags 2 prestigious awards.........boda

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Honorary doctorate for Sania Mirza.........Tenzin

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Life is an attitude, if you don't like your life, change your attitude. The Charlie Schulz Philosophy (This is marvelous!! Scroll thru slowly and.........DeeNra

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Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad, So make arrangement. Secretary makes call to Husband: For a week my boss and I will be.........DeeNra

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Do not worry about those who have come thru boats... Our forces can easily defeat them. WORRY about those who have come thru votes.... Those are ou.........DeeNra

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Ab Ali Baba aur 30 chor ho gaye!! Batao kyun………….. .........DeeNra

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